For as long as I can remember, I’ve been an elite partier. I’m not sure if it’s just an innate ability that allows me to advantageously do things like beer bongs, or shots, or muff-dive, but it’s definitely something, and I have it. And as I’ve always been a great partier, I have always been funny, too. It’s been that way since I was little. I partied and I made jokes. I did it in high school and I did it in college. The idea of a blog came about. My friends persisted. I didn’t resist. I started one. The plan was to write about cool shit you can do drinking, like bar tricks, or golfing, or tailgating, or anal. I didn’t really have guidelines, I just knew I was going to write about the cool stuff you can do when you party. But, I failed, because I’m bad at social media. I told great stories though, and I couldn’t bring myself to do away with them. So… I’ve made a lovely blog composition (novel?) for everyone to enjoy. You’re welcome.
About the Author
Born in the Great Northwest. Reside in Louisiana. Hard 7. I think I’m funny.