Those Fabulous Redneck Vampires

They call themselves Those Fabulous Redneck Vampires.

They’re the last five of their kind.
An approaching evil threatens their very existence.
Historians have long called them monsters, night stalkers, and children of the dark.
The five pot smoking, beer drinking, honky-tonk dancing friends disagree.
They call themselves Those Fabulous Redneck Vampires.